Noah Puckerman + Acting
I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING
a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
10 minutes later
like this week
Cute people complimenting me is so surreal like someone cute thinks I’m cute let’s get married before you change your mind
"you have so much baby fat in your cheeks!" the woman screams in horror. babies come flying in from all directions into my face. i am absorbing them into my body and gathering strength with each second. soon the world will be babyless and no one can stop me
damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
Shit and teachers be acting like they knew what the fuck they wanted to be. I bet they were more confused as us
hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
You can say you had had enough of this
i could also say that that was uncalled for
What this is is the English language.
FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER
My mum started laughing when this scene showed and I had to go back because I missed the whole conversation they were having
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’